The Laughing Policeman 2016

Lance Eads

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I know a young policeman
He's always on our street.
A strong, good-natured, helpful man
He really is a treat.

He’s such a kind policeman
He's never known to frown.
And everybody says
He is the happiest man in town!

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

He laughs upon point duty
He laughs upon his beat.
He laughs with everybody
When he's walking down the street.
He never can stop laughing
He says he's never tried.
But once he drove a poor man home
They laughed until they cried!

His jolly face it wrinkled
And then he shut his eyes.
He opened up his laughing mouth
To an enormous size!
He said, “I’ll help you neighbor,
That’s why I am a cop
He told him jokes to cheer him up
They laughed for twenty blocks

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Solo

So if you chance to meet him
While walking 'round the town.
Shake him by his kindly hand
Say you’re glad that he’s around.
His eyes will beam and sparkle
He'll chuckle with delight.
And then you'll start him laughing
With all his blessed might!

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.